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  • 2008
    • October
      • Evil
        10/18/08


        This is what happens
        when your parents have camera phones
        with them at all times.

        You wake up,
        minding your own business,
        and maybe your lips get stuck
        on your dry gums.

        Yeah.
        Nice.
        Thanks.

      • Cosmetic Surgery
        10/16/08




        I don't need a facelift!

        Didn't they see my last post?

      • Pretzel
        10/14/08


        Mom and Dad made pretzels
        from scratch!

        Then, they taunted me.

        Dad picked me up and
        Mom gave me a pretzel.

        But my arms are
        like a Tyrannosaurus'.
        Short.
        Wee.
        Ineffectual.

        So, I just sat there with a pretzel in

      • Runyon Canyon
        10/12/08
        Mom and Dad took me and the boys
        for a hike in Runyon Canyon.

        It's a cool place
        with great views
        and lots of dogs running around
        off-leash.

        The only problem is:





        I pooped out!!

        My legs are short!

        C

      • Real Art
        10/10/08


        Mom was in SF to teach a bunch of aspiring artists
        how to do stuff better.

        She took this picture with her phone
        of artwork on the wall
        of the restaurant where she was eating.

        She sent it to Dad.

        He showed it to me.

        I approve.

      • Sangwich
        10/08/08


        Sometimes I try to use my powers
        of being tall
        for evil.

        If that sangwich was any closer
        to the other edge of the plate
        I'd have nabbed it!

        Dang!

        Foiled again!

      • Lookin' up
        10/06/08


        I look to Mom for advice.

      • Winter is nigh
        10/04/08


        Mom was at the craft store
        with Aunt Kink.

        She saw this book with knitting patterns
        for dog clothes.

        This picture was on the cover.

        Don't you think she should make me that?

        I'd look pretty amazing in cable knit!

      • Large and In Charge
        10/03/08


        Peanut was in charge.
        She always kept an eye on me.
        Kept me in line.

        We call that "home schoolin'".

      • Uncle Charlie 2
        10/02/08


        One of the things about Peanut
        that you may not know is
        that she was too cool for school.

        Me... I throw myself all over people
        begging for their love
        whereas
        Peanut would just sit back
        and the love would come to her.


      • Ode to Peanut
        10/01/08
        Peanut was special.

        She had tons of great features.

        Like:
        - she could sleep real good.
        - she was really warm.
        - she was a killer.
        - she would lick my face.
        - she made a great adoptive mom.
        - she loved to eat.
        - she protected the family.
        -

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