Mom and Dad made pretzels
from scratch!
Then, they taunted me.
Dad picked me up and
Mom gave me a pretzel.
But my arms are
like a Tyrannosaurus'.
Short.
Wee.
Ineffectual.
So, I just sat there with a pretzel in my mouth
while they laughed.
It sure was tasty though!
For Xmas, I'd like:
Arm lengthening surgery
and
opposable thumbs.
tags: dogs, dachshund, doxie, dog+photos
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