This is what happens
when your parents have camera phones
with them at all times.
You wake up,
minding your own business,
and maybe your lips get stuck
on your dry gums.
Yeah.
Nice.
Thanks.
tags: dogs, dachshund, doxie, dog+photos
[ add comment ] | permalink | related link |
( 2.9 / 26 )
I don't need a facelift!
Didn't they see my last post?
tags: dogs, dachshund, doxie, dog+photos
[ add comment ] | permalink | related link |
( 2.9 / 24 )
Mom and Dad made pretzels
from scratch!
Then, they taunted me.
Dad picked me up and
Mom gave me a pretzel.
But my arms are
like a Tyrannosaurus'.
Short.
Wee.
Ineffectual.
So, I just sat there with a pretzel in my mouth
while they laughed.
It sure was tasty though!
For Xmas, I'd like:
Arm lengthening surgery
and
opposable thumbs.
tags: dogs, dachshund, doxie, dog+photos
[ add comment ] | permalink | related link |
( 2.9 / 13 )Mom and Dad took me and the boys
for a hike in Runyon Canyon.
It's a cool place
with great views
and lots of dogs running around
off-leash.
The only problem is:
I pooped out!!
My legs are short!
Come on people!
It's like if I asked you to walk
to another state!
But the view was neat.
Hollywood sign and everything.
And I was with Dad.
Forgiven...
tags: dogs, dachshund, doxie, dog+photos
[ add comment ] | permalink | related link |
( 3.1 / 9 )
Mom was in SF to teach a bunch of aspiring artists
how to do stuff better.
She took this picture with her phone
of artwork on the wall
of the restaurant where she was eating.
She sent it to Dad.
He showed it to me.
I approve.
[ add comment ] | permalink | related link |
( 3 / 10 )
Sometimes I try to use my powers
of being tall
for evil.
If that sangwich was any closer
to the other edge of the plate
I'd have nabbed it!
Dang!
Foiled again!
tags: dogs, dachshund, doxie, dog+photos
[ add comment ] | permalink | related link |
( 3 / 15 )
I look to Mom for advice.
tags: dogs, dachshund, doxie, dog+photos
[ add comment ] | permalink | related link |
( 3 / 15 )
Mom was at the craft store
with Aunt Kink.
She saw this book with knitting patterns
for dog clothes.
This picture was on the cover.
Don't you think she should make me that?
I'd look pretty amazing in cable knit!
[ add comment ] | permalink | related link |
( 2.8 / 11 )
Peanut was in charge.
She always kept an eye on me.
Kept me in line.
We call that "home schoolin'".
[ add comment ] | permalink | related link |
( 3 / 10 )
One of the things about Peanut
that you may not know is
that she was too cool for school.
Me... I throw myself all over people
begging for their love
whereas
Peanut would just sit back
and the love would come to her.
tags: dogs, dachshund, doxie, dog+photos
[ add comment ] | permalink | related link |
( 2.6 / 8 )Next
Categories
