Evil 


This is what happens
when your parents have camera phones
with them at all times.

You wake up,
minding your own business,
and maybe your lips get stuck
on your dry gums.

Yeah.
Nice.
Thanks.

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Pretzel 


Mom and Dad made pretzels
from scratch!

Then, they taunted me.

Dad picked me up and
Mom gave me a pretzel.

But my arms are
like a Tyrannosaurus'.
Short.
Wee.
Ineffectual.

So, I just sat there with a pretzel in my mouth
while they laughed.

It sure was tasty though!

For Xmas, I'd like:
Arm lengthening surgery
and
opposable thumbs.

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Runyon Canyon 
Mom and Dad took me and the boys
for a hike in Runyon Canyon.

It's a cool place
with great views
and lots of dogs running around
off-leash.

The only problem is:





I pooped out!!

My legs are short!

Come on people!

It's like if I asked you to walk
to another state!



But the view was neat.
Hollywood sign and everything.
And I was with Dad.

Forgiven...

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Real Art 


Mom was in SF to teach a bunch of aspiring artists
how to do stuff better.

She took this picture with her phone
of artwork on the wall
of the restaurant where she was eating.

She sent it to Dad.

He showed it to me.

I approve.

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Lookin' up 


I look to Mom for advice.

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Peanut, RIP 
The worst, most saddest thing
is that Peanut passed away
several months ago.

She was my best friend.



That's the best picture of her ever.
Cuz you can see how happy she was.

We all miss her so much.
I'm sad all the time.

But, she lived a long life
(15 years)
and was loved to pieces.

She will always be with us.

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Neglecting my blog 
It's obvious that my site has
been neglected.
Mom and Dad bought a new business
at the beginning of the year
and it's taken up all their time.

A lot has happened since then.

Mom's playing hooky to do this little update.

She says she'll try to make more time.

=)

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Oh boy 3 
Luckily, I'm a dog.
=)



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Countdown to Smell-o-ween 
It's a good time to be a dog.
A dog who likes to dress up.
With a Mom and Dad who help the cause.

In honor of the doggy costume madness
and the approach of Smell-o-ween
we give you non-stop dressed-up dogs.

=)



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Real Life 
Mom's been real busy
with "real life".
But she's working on it.
She swears.
I'm gonna cut her some slack.

<taps foot impatiently...>

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