Evil 


This is what happens
when your parents have camera phones
with them at all times.

You wake up,
minding your own business,
and maybe your lips get stuck
on your dry gums.

Yeah.
Nice.
Thanks.

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Cosmetic Surgery 




I don't need a facelift!

Didn't they see my last post?

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Pretzel 


Mom and Dad made pretzels
from scratch!

Then, they taunted me.

Dad picked me up and
Mom gave me a pretzel.

But my arms are
like a Tyrannosaurus'.
Short.
Wee.
Ineffectual.

So, I just sat there with a pretzel in my mouth
while they laughed.

It sure was tasty though!

For Xmas, I'd like:
Arm lengthening surgery
and
opposable thumbs.

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Runyon Canyon 
Mom and Dad took me and the boys
for a hike in Runyon Canyon.

It's a cool place
with great views
and lots of dogs running around
off-leash.

The only problem is:





I pooped out!!

My legs are short!

Come on people!

It's like if I asked you to walk
to another state!



But the view was neat.
Hollywood sign and everything.
And I was with Dad.

Forgiven...

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Sangwich 


Sometimes I try to use my powers
of being tall
for evil.

If that sangwich was any closer
to the other edge of the plate
I'd have nabbed it!

Dang!

Foiled again!

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Oh boy 4 
Mom had work to do
in the cabin.

I got to spend
the whole time with her
on her lap.

And no other dogs around
trying to steal my thunder.

=)



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Oh boy 2 
Me and Dad
make a handsome couple!



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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 
Wow!
I mean, wow!!

Mom and Dad
took me on a trip!

To the MOUNTAINS!

I've never been away
from home before.

And we went REALLY FAR!!

Like 5 WHOLE HOURS
in the car far!

And there was SNOW!!









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Happy 2008!! 
Happy New Year everyone!

I'm celebrating by
spending time with Dad.

I mean...
REALLY CLOSE to Dad!

IN HIS CLOTHES CLOSE!

I'm lucky!



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Ho, ho, and ho! 
Dad got us duds too.
And we paraded around
for his amusement.
It's the least we could do!







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